Someday
I will do something to that cat. Someday, when Dean's feelings are
less important than my mental health (and, believe me, that day will
come), I will do something to that cat.
Oops! Off the window she
goes! ... ... Gee... Did I just do that?
"Sorry, baby! I accidentally opened the
screen and my hands accidentally pushed the cat towards it."
Someday, when I'm on
the verge of losing any trace of sanity, at the height of my PMS,
with two children playing tag around my legs and tattling, something
really bad will happen to Kitty.
"Mommy, why are
you pouring gasoline on the cat?" a tiny voice will inquire.
"That's what
happens to little spoiled brats who don't listen to Mommy! Who's
next?"
Obedient and
traumatized children will follow for the rest of my life! It will all
be worth it!
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