Little known fact:
The third trimester of pregnancy lasts 12 months.
As for the last month, it comes up to 365 days.
I'm at that point in the pregnancy where I begin to tell the baby, "Listen, kiddo, here's the tough truth - it's one person, one body. Non-paying renters not welcome."
On the other hand - I can't stop being amazed.
That two people can simply grow another life is something I can't get over.
There's nothing to it. Sex, a fun little thing every couple knows about.
Next thing you know, there's a new life.
Three weeks after conception, there's a tiny beating heart. That's a week after a girl misses her period. And that little thing will develop into something cute and cuddly we all know as babies. ... Well, ok, they're not cute and cuddly when they're first born. They have that knee face and that weird look that says, "ok... What the hell just happened here?"
.... Sorry, I know, babies don't swear.