This is for those who are afraid to fly. No one dies the day before, gang. This stewardess died today, aged 66. in 1972 she was the only survivor of a plane that exploded mid-air. She was thrown thousands of feet and landed on a snowy hill. ONLY. SURVIVOR.
Sunday, November 06, 2016
Heinrich Heine, a German-Jewish poet, wrote: "Where one burns books, one will, in the end, burn people." This poet lived from 1797 to 1856. Was he prophesying? It took 8 years from the burning of books (1933) to the burning of people (1941) in Nazi Germany.
Saturday, September 10, 2016
Well, that's it for me. That time of year when I wake up to the harsh reality that I am not a full time homemaker. The word of the day today is carpe diem.
It's been such an exciting summer.
I've learned so much. There's so much more to learn. The rooster killing was the height of my summer. I NEVER thought I had it in me. Me - born and raised city girl.
I wish hubby could afford for me to stay home full time.
Please, no one tell me what's worse than being pregnant bc if there is such a thing, I don't want to know!
Little known fact:
The third trimester of pregnancy lasts 12 months.
As for the last month, it comes up to 365 days.
I'm at that point in the pregnancy where I begin to tell the baby, "Listen, kiddo, here's the tough truth - it's one person, one body. Non-paying renters not welcome."
On the other hand - I can't stop being amazed.
That two people can simply grow another life is something I can't get over.
There's nothing to it. Sex, a fun little thing every couple knows about.
Next thing you know, there's a new life.
Three weeks after conception, there's a tiny beating heart. That's a week after a girl misses her period. And that little thing will develop into something cute and cuddly we all know as babies. ... Well, ok, they're not cute and cuddly when they're first born. They have that knee face and that weird look that says, "ok... What the hell just happened here?"
.... Sorry, I know, babies don't swear.
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
Thursday, July 21, 2016
So before you have little mobile babies in the house, you simply don't understand certain things. For example, I thought I was having a baby, not a home inspector.
Alexandra gets into everything she opens every drawer she touches everything she puts everything in her mouth. A couple of nights ago she was looking under the carpets! I had no idea it to get so dirty under my carpets!
I also had no idea how many places in my house had spider webs. Well, they don't anymore. I vacuum early and often now.
Holy cow, I thought I was a clean housewife.
Also, where was my mind when I refused a baby gate "because I already have plenty"? There's no such a thing as plenty baby gates!!!!
I'm noticing I have no idea were baby safety locks. I always wondered why the heck people need baby safety locks why can't you just keep an eye on the baby? Well, newsflash, there's no such a thing as keeping an eye when the baby when the baby is mobile. No safety locks are enough.
Monday, July 11, 2016
Btw!!! Everyone be like, mimimi, you can't have caffeine while pregnant, mimimi! Guess what! I can have up to 200mg of caffeine a day!!! While preggo and while breastfeeding!!! A large sized redbull (16 oz!) has 150mg of caffeine! So guess what! I KEEP MY REDBULL! YOU KEEP YOUR MIMIMI! 😛 😛
The only reason babies survive their first year is that they are too cute.
Little Alexandra managed to pull down and break into a million pieces the lamp we bought last year. Dean and I had spent 7 years looking for one of those lamps bc they don't make them anymore.
7 years... Into a million pieces... Into the trash can.
And here I am thinking I'm just glad the destroyer isn't hurt.
I will have Alexandra marry Alexander.
I actually mean George Alexander Louis...
You know, Prince of Cambridge.
I still have to give my good friend Kate a call to make the final arrangements. As in, will she have to go to manners school? Do I have to kill off the loonies in my family? Etc etc etc.
Tuesday, July 05, 2016
It kind of bugs me that I waited so long to have children.
Dean and I had so much fun together - just us. The idea of children/responsibility terrified me.
But I'm sad that that will make us pretty old grandparents. If my kids follow my example I'll be a 72 year old grandmother. :-( if I even last that much!!!